Carrie Cutforth

Carrie is a foul-mouthed saucy minx, a salty dog, and a shifty-eyed transmedia grifter. Her kids call her mumsy.


If I could eradicate one societal ill, it would be sand in my shorts and/or bacterial vaginosis. These two things may or may
not be mutually exclusive.

When I’m alone, I like to stuff my face with marshmallows while I clip my toenails and save them in a jar (the toenail clippings, not the marshmallows).

The three women, dead or alive, I most want to see square off on Jeopardy are Betty Davis, Eartha Kitt, and Ursula K. Le Guin.

Carrie's articles



How To Help The Cause When You Need Help Yourself

Carrie Cutforth

Active compassion for your mental illness is a form of resistance.

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My One Minute Rape Story

Carrie Cutforth

When does rape begin? When does it end?