Robyn Pennacchia

Robyn is a Chicago-based writer who has previously worked as an editor at The Frisky and Death and Taxes, and is now happily situated at Wonkette. She is really bad at writing bios, so in lieu of trying to find something clever to say about herself, let’s just end it here and pretend she did.


If I could eradicate one societal ill, it would be $400 pre-ripped jeans.

When I’m alone, I like to smash the patriarchy while I binge-watch problematic television shows on Netflix and crochet.

The three women, dead or alive, I most want to see square off on Jeopardy are Rue McClanahan, Delta Burke, and Jackée Harry.

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in vagina veritas

Weird Beliefs About Women’s Bodies

Robyn Pennacchia

‘A swarm of bees, if looked upon by her, will die immediately.’