Bad Advice On Bitchy Women And Gay Police

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Wit+Whimsy

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Bad Advice On Bibles And Abortions

The Bad Advisor

It is inappropriate to gift a bible to each person in your office? Of course not!

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Congressional Emails About HRC Leaked!

Colette McIntyre

‘Hillary would’ve needed a closet where she could place her collection of heads.’

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Bad Advice On Cheap Rings And Brutal Honesty

The Bad Advisor

The price of a ring and the worth of a relationship are directly proportional.

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Which Trump-Fueled Dystopia Will YOU Live In?

Allison Sanchez

The Handmaid’s Tale? The Road? Hunger Games? 1984? Find out here!

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Bad Advice On Talking To Kids About Sex

The Bad Advisor

Kids don’t develop curiosity about their bodies until their parents say it’s okay.

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Unidentified

A Startling Interstellar Message On Election Day

Kelley Calkins and Katie Tandy

Our inbox has just received a universally important email.

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Bad Advice On Hillary Media Shills

The Bad Advisor

Why does the media pounce on Trump for every little thing? WHY?!

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Use My Machu Picchu Selfie For My Funeral

Claire Jia

Perfecting a selfie like that takes 50 tries and a lifetime of practice.

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Gender Studies

A Love Poem To Fragile Masculinity

Teresa Spencer

I could dissect, ‘You look like a man, bitch’ in a thousand poems.